Sunday, February 15, 2009

Worst Pick-Up Line EVER!!!!

Last night was Valentine's Day! Ehhh... It really is a stupid holiday unless you have a significant other (which I currently do not). Will & Michel invited me to go out with them after Will got off work at 10:00pm. Of course, the only place in Utah that will seat you at 10:00pm is a bar, so we went to The Wine Cellar. Michel said that they had the world's best sweet potato fries. (After eating them I would have to agree with her...YUMMY!!!)

So, we are sitting at our table socializing with the other patrons and one of Will's friends starts talking with me. (Did I mention this guy is on like his 3rd pitcher of Budweiser?) At first he is making fairly normal comments: "I can't believe you are Will's sister. You're too pretty." "Even though Will looks WAY older I bet you are the older sibling because you seem more mature than him." "You're cute...Why do you have to be Will's sister?" ...etc.,etc.,etc.

So, then he says, "I really like your earrings. They are really LOOPY and SHINY."

Ok, I am amused by this. Wow! LOOPY & SHINY?? Michel & Will hear this and they laugh too.

Next he says quietly so that only I can hear, "I AM A RAINBOW TROUT! Your earrings are like bait luring me in!!!"

Umm...somebody get this guy a cab. He is buzzing!!! And HILARIOUS!! I will DEFINITELY hang out with this group again!

And it gets better, when Will, Michel & I decide to leave I put on my leather motorcycle jacket. He says, "I just LOVE leather on a rainbow."

Here's the earrings- Do they LURE you in???

1 comment:

Michel said...

Best. Night. Ever. Only because I wasn't the one getting hit on!