Sunday afternoon, I went to look at houses. Waaahhh! I miss Arizona!!!! Why can't the whole family pick up and move to Phoenix??? Looking to buy a house in Utah is breaking my heart, but I'd be stupid not to buy. I realize that I am stuck here awhile, there is an $8000 tax credit, and interest rates are 4.875%. But, let's just say I haven't found what I am looking for yet. For some strange reason I can't find a house in Layton that has an invisible shield around it that keeps all snow at least 100 ft away. Humph!
Sunday night, Jonny was also as acting as random as could be. We are driving home from house-hunting and I offer to take the boys to Arctic Circle for chocolate-dipped ice cream cones. We pull up to the drive-thru and Jonny is compelled by the need to shout out to the waitress, "My new favorite animal is the Platypus! 50% Beaver, 50% Duck, 100% Awesome!!!" What?!? Alex adds to this very factually, "Did you know the Platypus is the only mammal that can lay eggs?" Err...RANDOM!!
Followed by Monday- Jonny brings home a note from school. He is in 5th grade now & this is a permission slip to attend the Maturation Class (a.k.a. Boner Ed). Any how, I ask Jonny if he knows what this class is about. He tells me, "Yes, the girls learn about getting boobs and the boys learn about their balls getting bigger and hairy." Do you think he would be better off in Catholic School???? How Gross!
Today is Tuesday, I am ready to strangle Jonny. He has a book report due tomorrow and just remembered at 8:00pm. He also left the book on his desk at school and wants me to magically teleport into his classroom to get the book for him. I better go and work some magic....
Oh, and I just has a conversation with Lex that went like this:
Lex: "Mom, some of the kids at my school don't believe in the tooth fairy. They say that it is just your mom & dad sneak into your room and leave you money."
Me: "Is that what you think?"
Lex: "No, I told them they were wrong because you never have any money."
Thanks again Lex- my love!
1 comment:
"I told them they were wrong because you never have any money..." LMAO! Maybe you need a frog-ATM maching with a note that says, "Feed Me!"
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